writers name: Ian Duncan
Purpose Of Writing: This could be a whole piece on its own, but lemme break it down into 2 reasons –
- I write to piss off my Mum who said I’d never amount to anything, and my Dad who, instead of taking me to Media school, enrolled my ass into an I.T Class. I still love them both though.
- I write because I love to write. It’s in my veins. I have done a million things during my time here on earth but writing is the only thing that has clung on like a crazy ex-girlfriend. The words come at me like thunder, demanding to be let out. So I do. In the best way I possibly could.
Funniest Quote Written: “There are only three things women need in life; Food, Water, and Compliments.” Chris Rock.
Funniest Quote Created: “Whiskey is constant proof that God loves us and wants to see us Happy.” Ian Duncan.
Most Serious Quote Written: “Don’t get Mad. Don’t get Even. Do Better. Much Better. Rise Above. Become so engulfed in your own success that you forget it ever happened.”
Most Serious Quote Created: “Just Freaking Do It.” Ian Duncan.
Write it yourself: I am a simple son of two high school teachers. I love well-cooked Chapos, Neat Whiskey, and a Good Story. I also like my women slim, and with a great sense of humor. I think King Kaka and Khaligraph Jones are the Greatest Artists Kenya will ever have. And Octopizzo is a Fraud.
I don’t know how, yet, but I think Writing will save my life one of these fine days. I think Writing will buy me a nice car and kick ass shoes and a house comfier than this bedsitter I’m presently living in. So I will keep writing, and I hope those who read me will keep reading. Because what’s the purpose of life if you don’t have a Dream?